I'm particular
& I'm a lesbian

I'm particular

I’m particular.  I like my rice and beans side-by-side, not on top of each other.  I like a comma before “and,” and two spaces after a period.  Whenever possible, I choose an even number; if it’s 4, that’s even better.  I also like when certain things match ‘just so.’  Take, for example, a shade of nail polish and the husk of a coconut.